Saturday 29 March 2014

How to hide...

Dear Tommy,
Dis is how you hides properly. You needs to be IN stuff or BEHINDS it. If you stopped runnings away from me ALL the time I could teaches you fings like dis.

If you does not has the best cover...you MUST roll around in the dirts so you blends in better with your hidey spot. This is also good fun for going back inside later and shakings off all da soil on the carpets, da hoomins LOVE cleanings it up....


And if you is wanting to hides inside...just be carefuls not to falls asleep....dangling tootsies ALWAYS gives the game away....


3 comments:

  1. Yeah! You tell Tommy how it's done! And you look great in all the dirt and leaves.

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  2. A most excellent lesson, Winston!

    By the way, our woofie's name is Tommy!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  3. Querido winston obrigada pela aula maravilhosa.

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