Can it be true?!

I heard mummy say Aunty Suzy is coming back from her work in Austria for a week and will be stayink here in my her old room!

Hey, Aunty Suzy, do you remember that time you said you were going to bed & I raced you up the stairs? I got there first didn't I?!

We have fun togevver don't we!!! I'm looking forward to having someone else to wake up at 4 am.....you wants to come mousing wiv me?

Who are you & why are you sitting on my step?

Just what do you fink you are doing, Sir? Dis is MY castle. Why is you not looking at me when I hiss at you through the windows? You KNOW I'm going to bite mummy until she let's me out to chase you...

I has an ouchie...

I came home at 1.15am the night before last wiv a sore bum. I has a big cut on my butt. It was so hurty that when mummy washed it wiv salt water I hissed at her. I was sooo down if the dumps I didn't go out at all on Wednesday. I stayed in mummies bed. I only ate acos she broughted me my tuna & shrimp in bed...I gobbled it all up & went back to sleep again. It seems to be healing nicely today, though the hoomins still keep pinning me down to check on it, & I HATE being pinned down.

On a happy note, I has nice neighbours...

I gots an award!!! YOO HOO!!!!

 

 Wowee! I gots a YOO HOO award! Fanks Whipple & Pepper, you are both totally pawsome!

Here are the rules for accepting the YOO-HOO award:
  1. Post the award on your blog and thank the blogger who gave it to you.

2. Visit at least three of the blogs that are receiving the award along with you and leave a comment.

3. Tell us all three things you have to celebrate, things for which you are thankful.

4. Pass along the award to seven other bloggers and let them know you have done so. 

So here we go....

1. Fank you Whipple & Pepper for sending dis lovely award!

2. I has visited 3 others that won the award wiv me and said hello, they are...

Pretinha & Amigos

Life with Ragdolls 

Laila and Minchie

3. Free fings that I am fankful for are... 

Sunshine. Wivout it the soil would not get warm and dry for me to roll around in it.

Mummy & Daddy. They cuddles me a lot, they feeds me their dinner, they gets rid of my ouchies and they play wiv me a LOT.

Frogs & Mice Wivout them I would not have things to play wiv in the garden. The hedgehogs don't move quick enough (& they give me flees) the squirrels are afraid of me, the birdies fink I'm tryink to eat them & fly away (I am tryink to eat them), bees stick their stinger in me, and seriously, what IS  the point of woodlice?

4. Ok, So I has to pass this award onto 7 other kitty bloggers, I'm going to try to only pass it onto those who hasn't had it before...I will find you later today after I has hunted my Easter eggs....

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Easter bunny

I don't know who dis Easter Bunny finks he is...

...if he finks he's getting in my garden he's very much mistaken.

Flower fairy...

Now it is spring I can play in the flowers and snooze in the sun and roll around in the soft warm soil...

Don't even THINK of coming up here disturbink me!!

I spy wiv my kitty eye, somefing beginning wiv...T !

I am peeping frew your hedge Mr Neighbour...

What can I see?

I see a kitty that needs to be chased!

 Phew, I'm pooped! I needs a nap after chasing after Tommy all morning...

Can you see me?!

It was a lovely sunny day so I spent lots of time playink outside....can you see me in my hidey spot?!

I'm under here!

                      You know what I am doink? I am keeping an eye on THAT on the other side of the road.....

Spyder cat...

I has learnt a new trick.
I was let out at 4am and got fed up of sitting on my cushion waiting to be let back in by the lazy hoomins at 6am so I trotted round to the front of the house and saw mummy & daddy had left their sleepy room window open. I climbed ALL the way up the front of the house & jumped inside.
I got lots of attenshun afterwards for beink so clever brave cheeky.

I got fed up of all the cooing after 5 seconds and climbed into Aunty Suzy's bed for a nap. The hoomins is clearly easily impressed.

V - E - T

So. THEY got back last night and I has given them the cold shoulder ever since. Auntie Lin & Uncle Roger told THEM I was the goodest boy in the world while they looked after me, despite the night I frew up on the carpet...
There was lots of letters to be opened & I gots mail too...

Today I was having my lunchtime snooze when I was wrapped up in my blankie & put in the cage. I HATE the cage, bad fings always happen when I has to go in the cage. I was taken to see Dr Jo. Again. She always sticks sharp fings in me and I HATE that too. She let me sit in the big window watching the birdies then sneeked up on me wiv her sharp fing and stabbed me in my furs! I gave her the biggest hiss and showed her all my teeths. As she let me stay in the window I let her feel my belly and look in my mouth. I didn't bite her this time, she nearly felld on the floor wiv shock. Of course I is in tip top condition, but I has plack on my tooth so I has to eat special biskits to stop it getting worse. I don't like them. I licked 3 biskits when I got home but I'm not going to eat any...

I am going to do a bit more sleeping under my blankie on the sofa to recover from my terrybull ordeal.

Holly day

Mummy and daddy have gone on holly days.....I has to stay home....I am sulking.

Who's in charge?

Dis is why there will be no work done today....

Where you come from?!

EXCOOOOOOOZE ME!!!!!
Will the hoomins on this street PLEASE stop bringing new kittys here! I is loosing track of who lives where....

 Seriously, I alreay has enuf trouble keeping floofy black kitty away from my noms, You two had better behave and stick to your side of the street....