Mummy has come home from her new work to have lunch wiv me : 15
I haf been at home waiting to have lunch wiv mummy : 8
Mummy has shared her turkey sammich wiv me : 4 (this needs to be improved)
I haf met mummy at the corner of the street wiv a mousie wiggling out of my mouff : 2
I haf caught mummy stroking Tommy : 1 (he had better watch out, rubbing his stinky face on MY moms legs is out of order)
I haf still been in bed asleep in the same position as when mummy left for work : 5
I haf had lunch ready for mummy when she gets in : 1 (see photo below)
